Plus: Snooki's colon-cleansing pre-date ritual and the softer side of JWoww.
By Jim Cantiello
JWoww
Photo: MTV
There were so many discoveries on Thursday night's (January 20) episode of "Jersey Shore." Ronnie has a twin! JWoww has a soft side! And Snooki has an ... interesting pre-date ritual. Where to begin? Why not with my five favorite moments? (Watch the embedded video for the full High Five Recap.)
5. Snookin' for Love ... and Bronzer
After Snooki was sprung from the clink in the latest episode, she and JWoww had a surprisingly touching heart-to-heart.
"This is the things that I think I'm addicted to: Bronzer, boys ... and alcohol," Snooki reflected.
Oh, Snooks. Just like your dad, I am so disappointed in you. Why didn't you say, "Bronzer, boys and BOOZE?!" She missed a perfectly good opportunity for clever alliteration.
4. Ronnie (the Remix)
While out on the town with the guys, newbie Deena met her soulmate, Dean, otherwise known as "Fake Ronnie." Dean's gorilla-like physique, faded faux-hawk and bicep-hugging tee had the roomies doing a double take as he and Deena got close in the club.
"Yo, he dances like Ronnie too!" DJ Pauly D observed. Err, maybe, except fake Ronnie wasn't dancing like ... a drag queen.
3. When Fake Ronnie Met Real Ronnie
Then Deena took Fake Ronnie home, where he met the sleeping Real Ronnie, and the universe exploded.
Ron, in bed with girlfriend Sammi, woke up to find his doppelgänger standing over him. "Who is that? Dean?" Real Ronnie asked to the surprise and delight of the guys. Turns out the two Rons already knew each other. But wait, there was more. "His girlfriend's name is Sam too," "Jersey Shore" Ron revealed.
So even lookalike Ronnie's a cheating bastard? Huh. I wonder if Fake Sammi lies in bed all the time and plays with her hair extensions too?
2. JWoww Wins at Life
As if it were possible, this episode made us fall in love with JWoww even more.
She taught us proper phone etiquette, was an amazing friend to Snooki in her time of need and then got all "Waiting to Exhale" on her no-good boyfriend.
JWoww, I know you're now sort of seeing that Roger guy, and you do make a cute couple, but hear me out ... I would treat you so good, girl. For starters, I'll take you to any amusement park you want, and unlike your ex Tom, I won't interfere with your fashion line because, frankly, I don't take you seriously as a designer. But that's beside the point: JWoww, ditch the zero, and get with this ... 1-and-a-half?
1. Snooki's, uh, Baby
Behold, Snooki's pre-date ritual! On Thursday's episode, the pint-size reality starlet explained that whenever she gets excited or nervous or goes out clubbing, "I sh-- my pants."
And just like that, Snooki's drinking problem moved to the bottom of the list of "Things Snooki Should Be Really, Really Worried About."
What was your favorite moment from this week's "Jersey Shore" episode? Share in the comments below!
Don't miss "Jersey Shore," airing Thursday nights at 10 p.m. ET on MTV.
Related VideosSource: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1656373/jersey-shore-high-five-double-ronnie-double-fun.jhtml
No comments:
Post a Comment